April 2012
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imyouraziraphale:
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I declare
a time war.
#five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE
I don't have the nerves right now...
My nerves were just raped and I had a full fledged fucking panic attack in the girl’s bathroom at the school. Tonight was out Relay for Life event and I was working with our ROTC program to help out the ACS and all with logistics and stuff. And my boy, A, got pissed at me because he thought that I was pissed at him for being so homophobic about my lesbian friend. Yes, I admit...
Reblog if your idea of sleeping with someone is...
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Watchsexstiel:
this is literally the best video on the internet
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Why do I push you away?
You see the marks, you know what’s happening. I don’t know if you’ve admitted it to yourself that I’m actually doing that to myself, but subconsciously you know. I don’t hide what I’m feeling when we look each other in the eyes and you question the evidence.
I just realized that I’ve never actually lied about it either. I never said I didn’t cause...
How To Life Guide: 11 Storage and Container Pro... →
howtolifeguide:
1. Use the top of a plastic water bottle to hold items securely in a plastic bag.
2. Wrap your Christmas lights around a clothes hanger.
3. Put mason jars under tables in the garage to hold little items.
via RealSimple.com
4. Use toilet paper rolls to avoid cords…
Life hacks
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Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!!
holy shit i never knew this stuff
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Anonymous asked: all of them, again.
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The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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Summer Goal
If I can get tan this summer, I think I’ll finally be happy with how I look… or at least comfortable. Maybe if I gain a few more pounds and get a little more boobage.. nonono. A tan. That’s all I need… a tan.
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Twitter
broke down… had to get a twitter to follow the HLN Hotsauce…. it’s kind of addicting if you aren’t following stupid people lol
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Anonymous asked: all the numbers
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I Remember...
How happy I was that day last summer. Everything was right, for once. My friends didn’t fight, my parents didn’t fight, I wasn’t a disappointment, I had someone new in my life that could make me happy, and I finally had my best friend back. That day was perfect… what happened?
I should have never said anything, I regret it all
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This is a rant. pointed at someone, though I doubt...
You just don’t fucking understand. Yes, I love you. Always have, always will. But that doesn’t mean you’re the only fucking thing in my life! Stop being so fucking selfish and so pitiful! You want to get better? You want someone to love you and accept you and be with you? Then get better. Realize that there are people trying to help you; there are others worse off than you. Stop...
