Don't Forget to Smile

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just-exhale-love:

overwhelmedwithbasorexia:

myraggedywinchesters:

snorlaxatives:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

Alligator [x]

(Source: xxkenziex)

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

dicksp8jr:

agibaxe:

leonardnimoysdimples:

When an American hears the degrees in Celsius

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When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit

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oh my god

(Source: robertpicardos)

sassytaco:

spank-that-cass:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?

(Source: buzzfeed)

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

(Source: tow-tow)

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

consultingsonic:

hallsofthenephilim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

You are missed, you compassionate, ridiculous, wonderful man.

I can’t get over how cute that croc there looks as it gets hugged
It is looking super happy to be cuddled 


But his eye is like “omfg steve’s touching me I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THS”

consultingsonic:

hallsofthenephilim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

You are missed, you compassionate, ridiculous, wonderful man.

I can’t get over how cute that croc there looks as it gets hugged

It is looking super happy to be cuddled 

But his eye is like “omfg steve’s touching me I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THS”

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead


Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die