Don't Forget to Smile

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

throwthefruitpunch:

heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line

platonicplatypus:

I WISH I WAS CUTE I WISH I WAS A CUTE NICE PERSON WHO WAS SWEET TO EVERYONE ALL THE TIME AND GAVE GOOD ADVICE AND HUGGED EVERYONE AND WAS ALWAYS FRIENDLY AND CARING AND USED KAWAII EMOTICONS BUt alas i am onyly an eel,